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There isn't sufficient space to relate more than the barest
bones of the saga. Nevertheless, its central figures will
surface as regularly as rocks in the stream in an eventual
full-scale memoir of my peculiar career - partly because
there are still people around today who'll tell you that
(Alan) Clayson and the Argonauts was the greatest group
ever formed. Indeed, under certain conditions, I think so
myself, but then I was its Marat, its Danton, its Robespierre,
its Mirabeau and its Bonaparte. Certainly, there'd never
been a time or a situation - or a musical entity - like
it.
Clayson and belong to an era nearly as bygone as
that bracketed by Hitler's downfall and "Rock Around
The Clock". We left the runway in 1976 after John Tobler
wrote a glowing New Musical Express report on our set when
we semi - gatecrashed a bill of pre-punk fare at Guildford
Civic Hall. This was only a fortnight after we'd been hustled
out of a palais in Reading at gunpoint. The promoter found
our show so "rubbish" that he felt entitled not
to pay us. On this threshold of eminence too, one key member
was gaoled for fifteen months, and two others quit, one
of them fated to co-produce Hilda Baker and Arthur Ballard's
chartbusting duet of "You're The One That I Want".
Generally, however, the wheels of the universe were rolling
in our direction as the watershed year of 1977 loomed. Suddenly,
there seemed to be some kind of future with no more hint
of tragedy or farce. A few important media and music industry
folk started flocking round like friendly if over-attentive
wolfhounds, most conspicuously, Ron Watts, a godfather of
punk, who had helped Malcolm McLaren launch The Sex Pistols.
Thanks to Ron, we made a London debut at the 100 Club (with
The Jam, both of us warming up for something called Stripjack)
on 9 January 1977. Next up was a full-page Melody Maker
Spread, courtesy of its enthralled future editor, Allan
Jones. Crucially, I was being spoken of and written about
in the same sentences as Wreckless Eric, John Otway, Tom
Robinson and Elvis Costello.
So began three years of expecting to be on Top Of The Pops
next week. An almost overwhelming sweep of events embraced
more dates than could possibly be kept; a BBC Radio One
In Concert (which turned up on a 2001 Clayson bootleg, Ghostly
Talking Heads), and headlining at venues such as the Marquee,
back at the 100 Club, Amsterdam's Melkweg and any number
of university hops, among them Queen's College Belfast at
the height of the Troubles, where an ecstatic audience was
still demanding more after no less
than six encores. In parenthesis, what became The Eurythmics
supported us at some college function in the Midlands.
Delivering "more than a performance, an experience"
(Sounds), Clayson and the Argonauts were, therefore, a very
"happening" group, judging too by the clusters
chattering excitedly as they spilled out onto the pavements
after a sweatbath with us inside, say, Hugh Wycombe's Nag's
Head, Eric's in Liverpool, West London's Nashville Rooms,
the Penthouse in Scarborough or the Exit in
Rotterdam, always one week after Wreckless Eric and one
week before The Adverts. En route, we were catalysts of
the wreckage of a Luton auditorium; a near-lynching at Barbarella's
in Birmingham; fisticuffs and a consequent car chase following
a midnight matinee in Canning Town; a season in a red-light
district sur le continent (our "Hamburg" period);
a woman clambering on stage to tear off all her clothes
at Islington's celebrated Hope-and-Anchor, and a bloke doing
the same during almost-but-not-quite a riot at the Granary
in Bristol.
Soon, we were past resistance to the circumstances that
had made it impossible to go back then to anyone's old routine
of get up-get to work-get home-get to bed groundhog days
that once passed for a life. If the van had drawn up outside
a ballroom on Pluto, it mightn't have seemed all that odd.
Yet fast must come the hour when fades the fairest flower.
Furthermore, the underside of our marvellous achievements
was that, though I was "in a premier position on rock's
lunatic fringe" (Melody Maker again), I was running
a provincial outfit most of the time from a telephone kiosk
down the road. All I could promise an Argonauts, fished
principally from the same pool of local musicians, was an
even more glorious tomorrow.
When it didn't dawn, our van mutated into a travelling
asylum as ears strained to catch murmured conspiracy. A
stoic cynicism would sour to cliff-hanging silences, sullen
exchanges and the drip-drip of those antagonisms, discords
and intrigues that make pop groups what they are. As we
lurched from gig to gig, a rueful but light-hearted mood
might persist for several miles before a tacit implication
in an apparently innocuous remark could spark off a slanging
match that would continue on arrival in another strange
city, another distant soundcheck, another affirmation of
a ramshackle grandeur. Back home, loved ones would wonder
in that ancient night until headlamps signalled one more
deliverance from the treadmill of the road. Yet there were
still moments when...
That there was something not so much rotten but smelling
funny in the state of Clayson and the Argonauts became evident
firstly when "The Taster", a godawful one-shot
single, was issued on Virgin Records against my better judgement,
and damaging to both my confidence and credibility as a
composer. Coupled with "Landwaster", an excerpt
from a then-unreleased in-concert LP,
it was a "turntable hit" (e.g. Number Three in
Time Out, the London events guide's chart). Moreover, so
I understood later, "Landwaster" entered Belgium's
Top Twenty fleetingly after a pirate radio presenter began
spinning it by mistake instead of the A-side.
This 45 was also a prelude to a voyage to a lower circle
of hell for me and an Argonauts in gradually more constant
flux. Nevertheless, there was always sufficient to feed
hope, and I'd been famous enough to want to battle hard
against being consigned back to the oblivion from whence
I'd come.
In our decline, an Exeter-based independent label put out
a rather eschatologically-titled EP, Last Respects, and
an album, What A Difference A Decade Made, was a critical
cause célebre, earning rave reviews in both Folk
Roots (!) and The Observer.
However, to quote from Tony Hancock's suicide note, "things
seemed to go wrong too many times". The morning after
we played to a crowd of twelve back at the Nag's Head, I
received an agitated call from our road manager to say that,
while he was loading up, £500-worth of borrowed microphones
had been stolen.
After just over a decade as a working band, Clayson and
the Argonauts, our very name now a millstone round our necks,
made a final public appearance on 20th January 1986. By
then, we were like a soldier that had been fatally wounded,
but kept fighting, not knowing how severe the injury was.
To all intents and purposes, we'd been over for ages, a
faded memory, a tattered
newspaper cutting. Thus we scattered like vermin disturbed
in a granary. All that was left - until now - was the sound
of our aural junk-sculptures as a spooky drift from the
shadows in some lonely back-of-beyond dance hall, maybe
one refurbishment away from demolition...
Alan Clayson
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